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kanad
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JOKE
« on: August 24th, 2004, 3:53pm » |
 
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Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son:
> Laloo: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
> Son : "I want to choose my own bride".
> Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter."
> Son : "Well, in that case......Yes"
> Next day Laloo approaches Mukesh Ambani
> Laloo : "I've a husband for u'r daughter."
> Ambani : "But my daughter is too young to marry."
> Laloo : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
> Ambani : : "Ah, in that case.....Yes"
> Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.
> Laloo : "I've a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
> President :"But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
> Laloo : "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law."
> President : "Ah, in that case.......Yes."
> This is how business is done!!!
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stan
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Re: JOKE
« Reply #1 on: August 24th, 2004, 8:34pm » |
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what the f**k was that it hardly brought a smile on my face.u call this is a joke or a business.this is nothing less then a sh*t..i mean both your joke and the idead u gave for a business.man try something else...
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Rupam
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Re: JOKE
« Reply #2 on: August 25th, 2004, 11:40am » |
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are you one big frustrated scrambled egg, stan?
or are you just comfortably Dumb!
(numb- goes without saying).
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mrinmoyb
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Re: JOKE
« Reply #3 on: August 25th, 2004, 1:29pm » |
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Stan, irokom ekjon re koa uchit naa....tumar poria bhala naa laagte pare taar laagia irokom comment kora thik ni
Bhala oibo jodi tumi nijer torof thakia kunu ekta joke shunaite paro.....aamra o pormu ar moja loimu.....
How many Sardarjis are required to fix a bulb into the holder
Cud you guess
NO
Answer is '2'.
One to fix the bulb n other to rotate the stool to make the bulb go into the right place.....
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Re: JOKE
« Reply #4 on: September 9th, 2004, 5:19pm » |
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Sardarji-ke nie jokon bolle mrinmoyb..tahole aami ekta boli?
" Ek sardarji kalka mail pakarke dehlli jarethe......
Kutubminar dekhne kelie...haat me radio,camera hey....
gadee chalrahihe...job gadee lokhnow station pe ruka...tab
radio se aawaj hua..."iye aakashbani dellhi"."iye aakashbani
delhi....sardarji ne socha ehi hey dellhi....lokhnow me utagei.
Lokhnowme utarke kutubminar dundrahihe.....subha se sham
sham se rat hogei lekin sardarjiko kutubminar kahee najar
nehi a-rahi....Raste me aur ek sardarji mila...
eeye sardarji dusre sardajiko pucha....eiji sardaji....hamko subha se sham,sham se raat ho gei...lekin kahipe kutubminar
nehi mika.....dusre sardarji iye sardajiko jorse ek chata mara.!
unhone pucha hamko chata kiu mara sardarji
Tab dusre sardarji ne kaha.....are mey job chardin-se
dhundrahahu tob tumko ekdin me keyse milega.....?
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Re: JOKE
« Reply #5 on: September 9th, 2004, 9:43pm » |
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Mr kanad you wrote a very nice one, yes really this is how business is done you are just spot on.
And MrStan a request to you if you can't praise anyone than please for God sake don't spoil his/her sprit.
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shayar
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Re: JOKE
« Reply #6 on: September 9th, 2004, 11:50pm » |
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Some chillar shayris for your reading pleasure.
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Tumsa koi doosara jameen par hua
toh rab se shikayat hogi....
Ek toh jhela nahi jaata
doosra aa gaya to kya haalat hogi!!!
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
nuclear power ka jamaana hai,
bomb se udaa do saale ko !!!
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan ..
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamre kutte ka naam!!
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh loon..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!
Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !
Tumko dekha toh ek khayal aaya
Tumko dekha toh ek khayal aaya
Tumhari saheli ko dekha toh doosra khayal aaya!!
Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar chale aana.
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha
Maine tujhe dekha !
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
Suraj Hua Maddham , chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi,
sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??
Are bevkoof, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG
Tumko dekha....toh yeh khayal aaya
Tumko dekha....toh yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya
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Re: JOKE
« Reply #7 on: September 10th, 2004, 11:08am » |
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ekta serious sher
mujhse bada deewana unka zamane mein nahi hoga
ke humne unke har ek galtiyonn ko ada kaha
khata koi bhi ho bus tum ne ki ho
dil rakte hai hum kuch bhi maf karne ka.
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