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lalooo
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« Reply #16 on: September 14th, 2004, 3:15am » |
 
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heres a joke of famous santa:: ektu non veg
Ekbar Santa singh chakrit 2 bosorer legiya USA't posting hoilo...2 osor por hei jokhon barit phirlo dekhe tar bou pregnant te he jigailo "
Santa: Banto Mein to yaha tha nahi to yeh kaise ho gaya?
Banto : Aaapka Photo dekh delh ke aisa ho gaya.
Santa : kaun sa Photo?
Banto : Wohi jo apke Passport mein laga hai.
Santa (Garam hoiya): Mujhe bewkuf samjha hai kya Passport photo mein to mera addha hi photo hain.
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Re: JOKE
« Reply #17 on: September 14th, 2004, 12:30pm » |
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Thanks Nayna...
regarding murighanta...ami irokom sunchilam..
head fish, crushed with rice, mixed with water this item..
ita Bhanu er na..aami sunchilam British er loge Batu Das gupta picnic o gechla...tokon british public e jigaichil.."what is this?"
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nayna
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« Reply #18 on: September 15th, 2004, 7:41am » |
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Here's a quick joke 4 u !!
Four men went golfing one day.Three ofthem headed to the first tee and..the forth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill.
The three men started talking and bragging about their sons.
>The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and
he is so successful that he built a friend a new home for free.
Just giv it to him !"
>the second man said, "My son is a car salesman,and now he owns a multi-line dealership.He's so successful that he gave one of his friends a new Mercedes,fully "loaded".
>the third man said "My son is a stokbroker,and hr's doing so
incredibly weel that he gave his friend an entire portfolio.
>The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes
of taking care of business.>The first man mentioned, "we
just talking about our sons. Who is yours doing?" the fourth
man replied,
"Well my son is gay and is working as a rent boy.
The other threemen grew silentas he continued,
"I'm not totally thrilled about the job, but he must be doing
well.His last three boyfriends gave him a hous,a brand new
Mercedes, and a stok portfolio."
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dewrose (Guest / Unregistered user)
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« Reply #19 on: September 20th, 2004, 5:36pm » |
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THIS JOKE WHICH I AM GOIN GTO WRITE IS BEING TOLD TO ME BY A FRIEND .
ONE DAY SARDAR JI AND HIS WIFE WENT TO A COFFEE SHOP AND ORDERED HOT COFFEE.so when the HOT COFFEE was served sardarji told sardarni ,'jaldi jaldi pi",hearing this sardarni told,'kiyu ji?",thn sardar told,dikhta nahi kya hot coffee rs 5.aur cold coffee rs 10.
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dewrose (Guest / Unregistered user)
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« Reply #20 on: September 20th, 2004, 6:04pm » |
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ekhon r ekta joke,
sardar ra ghorit 12ta bajle kene pagol hoi jai jano ni?.karon 12tar somoy tara ghorir dike chaiya bhabe are ghorir ar duita kata koi gelo?(mane second r minute)yer kata koi gelo? 
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dewrosed
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Re: JOKE
« Reply #21 on: September 20th, 2004, 6:19pm » |
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ekbar ekta sardarji ar ekta bangali babur modhey bet laglo je ek jaigai boia ekbare 25 ta roti khaite parbo ni?.sardarji proud hoia koilo je are matro 25 ta roti kunu bayapar nai khaoa.
ar bangali babur to mon kahrap.sardarjir matha ekta buddi ailo,sardarji koilo cholo el ghanta pore amra oi dhaba r samne giya bet hoibo.bangali babu koilo kene ek ghanta pore kene ekon nai kene?.but sardarji kichutei raji hoi na.tarpor ar kita kora jaibo saradrji rkothai mana hoilo je ek ghonta pore bet hoibo.
jei sob ye ek ghanta pore raji hoilo saradrji dauraia giya tar ghoro dorja bondhao koria koilo sardarni re je jaldi se 25 roti le aa.sardarni jigailo kiyu ji?sardar koilo are ek ghanta bad bet hai to practice kar leta hu.
tarpor jokon chalanger somoy saradrji ar roti khaite pare na ,to he udas hoia koilo are abhi ek ghanta pehele hi to practice ki thi fir abhi kiyu nahi kha sakta
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Re: JOKE
« Reply #22 on: September 21st, 2004, 12:30pm » |
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NIce old joke Deworse.....good caary on...
Here's an example of absolute brilliance....
Shortest Essay: An English university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:
1) Religion 2) Royalty 3) Sex 4) Mystery
The prizewinner wrote:
"My God," said the queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?"
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« Reply #23 on: September 23rd, 2004, 1:50pm » |
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sardarji went to the library and dumped a book on the table and told the librarian,'who has written this book? ,too many characters no story at all",librarian told,'SO U R THE ONE WHO HAS TAKEN THE TELEPHONE DIRECTORY"
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