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dewrose (Guest / Unregistered user)
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Re: JOKE
« Reply #24 on: September 23rd, 2004, 2:19pm » |
 
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one sunny day mr.john and mrs.john went to play golf.mrs.john hit the golf ball so much that it went high and shuttered the glass window of their neighbour.mr.john got angry and scolded mrs .john and at last told her tht "we should at least go and apologise".both of them went to their neighbour's house there was big silence.when they knocked the door a warmed voice welcomed them,plz come in.Though a bit confused mr.john and mrs.john went inside and saw that not only the glass window but many more thing have been touched by her golf ball, among those one thing was an antique bottle like thing which have been broken into pieces.both of them apologised to the person sitting on the sofa,'sir we are really sorry for this",but the person was smiling and told them tht,'actually u have done me a favour , i ama jennie and was inside the bottle for many htousand of years and now i am freed ,thank u".and said tht "i can give u three boons.one for each of you and the last one is for me, tell me what do u want?."mr.john and mrs .john were overjoyed,so mr.john told,'i want a million doller each year' jennie told ,'ok u thnk its done",thn it was the turn of mrs john,"i want to own a big house ,and there will be servent from all country world wide",jeenie told ,'mam, this si the minimuum thing ,ok done".now its jennie turn,so jennie told"see i have been closed in the bottle for many long years i haven't been with any woman ,can i pass some time with mrs .john?"hearing this mr.john and mrs .john looked at each other.mrs .john told ,'well ,i dont have any problem b'coz we will own a fortune ,but i am thinking of my husband',listening to her mr.john told,'see, darling ,i will love you always as i do now."so no problem was there,mrs.john and jennie gone upstairs and after few hours jennie asked mrs .john "mam ,how old r u?"mrs .john told "i am 35 years old",jeeniie again asked ,"and how old is your husband?"mrs,john answered<"he is 36 years old,why r u asking?"jennie told ,'your age is 35 and your husband's age is 36 ,HOW COME BOTH OF YOU BELIEVE IN THE STORY OF JENNIE?" 
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dewrose (Guest / Unregistered user)
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Re: JOKE
« Reply #25 on: September 23rd, 2004, 2:29pm » |
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This joke i have read from masala times u can go thru the website also,
santa singh went for interview,
he was asked,'what is a ford?'
santa answered,'gaddi"
he was asked,'what is oxford?'
santa answered,'bail gaddi"
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« Reply #26 on: September 24th, 2004, 3:10am » |
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on August 25th, 2004, 1:29pm, mrinmoyb wrote:Stan, irokom ekjon re koa uchit naa....tumar poria bhala naa laagte pare taar laagia irokom comment kora thik ni
Bhala oibo jodi tumi nijer torof thakia kunu ekta joke shunaite paro.....aamra o pormu ar moja loimu.....
How many Sardarjis are required to fix a bulb into the holder
Cud you guess
NO
Answer is '2'.
One to fix the bulb n other to rotate the stool to make the bulb go into the right place..... |
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nice one  ...enjoyed a lot.....dilli t thaki to....kunu sardar ji re dhoria shunaytey lagbo
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Re: JOKE
« Reply #27 on: September 27th, 2004, 2:04pm » |
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A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation.
A nurse stopped him and asked, "What's the matter?"
He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry. I'm sure it will be all right.'"
the nurse said, "She was just trying to comfort you. What's so frightening about that?"
the man said, "She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor!"
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Re: JOKE
« Reply #28 on: April 28th, 2006, 2:52am » |
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on September 9th, 2004, 5:19pm, nayna wrote: Sardarji-ke nie jokon bolle mrinmoyb..tahole aami ekta boli?
" Ek sardarji kalka mail pakarke dehlli jarethe......
Kutubminar dekhne kelie...haat me radio,camera hey....
gadee chalrahihe...job gadee lokhnow station pe ruka...tab
radio se aawaj hua..."iye aakashbani dellhi"."iye aakashbani
delhi....sardarji ne socha ehi hey dellhi....lokhnow me utagei.
Lokhnowme utarke kutubminar dundrahihe.....subha se sham
sham se rat hogei lekin sardarjiko kutubminar kahee najar
nehi a-rahi....Raste me aur ek sardarji mila...
eeye sardarji dusre sardajiko pucha....eiji sardaji....hamko subha se sham,sham se raat ho gei...lekin kahipe kutubminar
nehi mika.....dusre sardarji iye sardajiko jorse ek chata mara.!
unhone pucha hamko chata kiu mara sardarji
Tab dusre sardarji ne kaha.....are mey job chardin-se
dhundrahahu tob tumko ekdin me keyse milega.....?
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