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Deadly PJ's.... something to cheer u up...
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Question: An elephant was in love with a she-elephant.

But the she-elephant went and got married to some

other elephant. So our elephant was very Depressed.

One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took him to

a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a

see-saw, but the see-saw broke. Now, which song would

our hero sing?

Ans: "See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai."



Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love

with each other and want to get married, but cannot.

Why?

Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is

illegal.



Question: One fine morning, Ravan felt guilty day for

all his bad deeds. He felt that he should go an

apologise to Ram for all the problems he had caused.

So he went to Ram's house and knocked on the door. Ram

opened the door and was surprised to find Ravan

standing there. Ravan just kept staring and thinking

but didn't say a word. What was he thinking?

Ans: "Kis mooh se maafi maangoon?" (10 head is sometimes a problem)



Question: How do you "cut" roads?

Ans: By laughing... because "Haste haste cut jaye

raaste".





Question: Luv and Kush are going to a village and pass

by a well. Luv falls into the well. Why?

Ans: Because Luv is blind.



Question: Now, Kush also jumps in. Why?

Ans: Because Luv ke liye saala Kush bhi karega!



Question: Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya

hai?...........

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........Socho, socho. Nahi pata?

Ans: D'Cold; Because... Chan ki saans - D'Cold



Question: Chalo ab batao, Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam

kya hai? ...........

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This one's really simple...

Ans: D'Cold again... Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi



A railway station beggar meets another beggar.A

software engineer meets another software engineer.

Both of them ask the same question to each other.

What is the question?

"So, which platform are you working on?"





Question: What do you call a person who is leaving

India ?

Ans: Hindustan Lever



Question: What do you call a person who leaves India,

but doesn't travel much?

Ans: Hindustan Lever Limited.





Question: Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha. Uska

naam kya tha?

Ans: Adidas.



Question: Prasad asks Kumble to bring a Pepsi. Kumble

brings a bottle, but takes it directly to Tendulkar.

Why?

Ans: Because Tendulkar is an opener.



Question: What is the similarity between Satynarayan

pooja and the Indian cricket team?

Ans: Dono ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai.



Question: Who is Joe?

Ans: Kambakth ishq.. Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"



Question: The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie

"my heart is an umbrella'. Which movie did he really

want to see?

Ans: Dil Chhaata Hai.







these will make u fall off ur chair!!





Woh kaun sa hindi geet hai jis main "Internet

Explorer" ka zikar kiya gaya

hai

Hint: The heroine also refers to herself as Internet Explorer.

If you don't know...

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The answer is... Maine Pyar Kiya.

And the song goes....

Aajaa shaam hone IE (Internet Explorer)

Mausam ne lee angada IE

To kis baat ki hai lada IE

Tu chal........ Main IE !!!






Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) :

Phulwa,RaamPyaari, RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri

were crawling on the wall when all of a sudden, Phulwa started to

sing a song. the moment Phulwa stopped singing the song,

RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri fell down

from the wall !!!...

WHY

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coz, they all started clapping !!!!









Ek Aur

PJ Isse kehte hain........

Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai. lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti

hai. so he goes to the canteen. canteen mein gattu ek pav leta hai.

jaise hi woh pav khane ke liye uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate

mein "jannat" likha hai.

To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai ki gattu jiska

lecture attend karke aa raha hai, us proffessor ka

naam kya hai

guess

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The answer is

Ishq Ki Chhaon.

Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"

"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....

Don't scratch ur head this is a song from film "Dil

Se"






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What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?

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HASINA !






PS: hottest pie in the town






This one will make u mad.........

Once all the scientists die and go to

heaven...........

They decide to play hide-n-seek......... Unfortunately Einstein is

the one who has the den........... He is supposed to count

upto 100...and

then start searching..... Everyone starts hiding

except

Newton .........Newton just draws a square of 1 meter

and stands in it right

in front of Einstein........... Einsteins

counting......97,98,99.....100........

He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in

front........

Einstein says "newtons out..newtons....out....."

Newton denies and says i am not out........ He claims

tht he is not Newton...... All the scientists come out

and he proves tht he is not newton..........

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His proof:

Newton says:

I am standing in a square of area 1m square.....

That means i am Newton per meter square......

Hence i am Pascal....since newton per meter square = Pascal


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Regards
Suman



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